I turned 34 last week, and decided to buy myself a little gift I bumped into in a local shop: The Bullshit Button.

Simple and fun: hit the button, it lights up and plays one of five sounds:

• “Bullshit level 5″
• “Oh come on now, don’t give me that bullshit, that’s bullshit”
• “Warning, warning, bullshit alert”
• “(Bip)That was bullshit”
• “Bullshit detected, take precautions”

I like it. A lot.
Colleagues who come to my desk? Not so much [insert maniacal laughter here].