You gotta be kidding me! Lindsay Lohan is suing E*trade voor USD 100 million over their Super Bowl commericial in which a “milkaholic boyfriend-stealing baby named Lindsay” is shown, and she was alledgedly “crying her eyes out” because she thinks it was based on her or at least a take-off on her. Well Lindsay, if you spend your life in the spotlights and you’re young, beautiful, famous and fucking rich and then proceed to try your damndest to blow it all by yourself because your stupid gene flared up and you just had to start drinking yourself into a stupor, well you are going to be ridiculed.

In fact, you know what: I think we should sue every damn star and starlet that slides into booze, drugs and basically anything that the average WASP would not approve of, simply for the emotional turmoil they cast us in by falling off their fucking high horse and being fallible human beings. You do not get to look down upon the “common man” and our normal lives as one of the “beautiful people” and then reveal that you are in fact human. We get disappointed, and now you’ve shown us what to do in such cases: we sue.

So Lindsay, Britney, Paris and Whitney: buckle up and lawyer up. It’s going be a rough ride.